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Let your inner child go nuts.

BUM!

Your mum smells of poo!

BIG FAT WILLIES!

CHICKEN FUCKER!

[puts tongue in bottom lip]Joey!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote: Aaron @ June 24 2008, 1:53 AM BST

CHICKEN FUCKER!

THIS MUST BE THE THREAD WHERE IT'S BIG AND CLEVER TO USE CAPS! WHOA HAY
:P

Your mum told me that she likes to be taken up the pooper.

Yeah, I taught her that! Sick

Plastic keys

Gaylords!!

You spacker!

Ahhhh, it's like being 9 again! Oh, good, in a few years I'll discover wanking again. Magic!

Who you calling a gaylord? I'll get my Dad to batter your Dad! LOL Brilliant, haven't said that in ages.

Your Dad's a gaylord.

Quote: Paul Carroll @ June 25 2008, 2:15 PM BST

Who you calling a gaylord? I'll get my Dad to batter your Dad! LOL Brilliant, haven't said that in ages.

:D

Yeah, and I'll get my brother on you!!

Quote: Aaron @ June 25 2008, 2:16 PM BST

Your Dad's a gaylord.

Frankie Boyle's bit on gay adoption.

"My dad will batter your dad!"
"Yeah? Well my dad will SHAG your dad!'

Haha, yeah, that's a brilliant line.

Quote: Seefacts @ June 25 2008, 2:18 PM BST

:D

Yeah, and I'll get my brother on you!!

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! I'm telllinnnnn'!

feignnights, feighnights... I've got my fingers crossed you can't get me.

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