LOL!!!!
Let's recap
Had to go back to work.
Old neighbour passed away.
Got into trouble at work cause I sold party poppers to someone underage (I didn't know. It's not like gangs roam the streets getting caught up in popper shootouts).
Woke up panicing I was late for work only to find that there has been a small fire and no work til next week.
Got slapped by nutter ex missus of flatmate.
And now no cake in the house.
Could be worse.
***House blows up***
I would welcome Paul with open arms and feed him cookies and tea and sandwiches and let him have the remote.
mwhaha Chaos!
I'd kick him the f**k out.
If you can barely live in it... I sure as hell will 
Paul is lovely! He is an ickle sweetheart! Feed him beer and watch his cute ickle face light up!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 18 2008, 8:26 PM BSTI would welcome Paul with open arms and feed him cookies and tea and sandwiches and let him have the remote.
*Packs bag*
You've listed 3 out of the 5 things to be a perfect woman 
I'll leave the other 2, to your imagination...
You delete your post Gav?
Yer wasnt very funny but you'd already replied so. meh
DON'T DELETE POSTS!!!!!!
TUT
Quote: EllieJP @ July 18 2008, 8:31 PM BSTDON'T DELETE POSTS!!!!!!
Stupid rules, mutter mutter bite me mutter mutter
Quote: Paul W @ July 18 2008, 8:28 PM BST*Packs bag*
You've listed 3 out of the 5 things to be a perfect woman
I'll leave the other 2, to your imagination...
I own my own brewery and swedish model esort service?
Quote: Gavin @ July 18 2008, 8:31 PM BST
Stupid rules, mutter mutter bite me mutter mutter
I can read that Gavin... In the corner and face the wall.