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Bad day? Page 24

have a beer.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 18 2008, 7:59 PM BST

I have a sore face. My flatmate's ex came to get the very last of her stuff and as she was leaving, she slapped me.

Forget bad day, I'm having a really bad week!

Why did she slap you? It's not like she broke up with you.

Also, did she not know you have form for administering pastings?

Am not a beer lady.

Will settle for a cup of tea and a broken biscuit. Just cheered myself up with a nice shower using my ill gotten hotel toiletres!

Quote: Gavin @ July 18 2008, 7:59 PM BST

have a beer.

I'm beginning to see a pattern to the way you deal with problems Gavin...

Ruby couldn't you knock her out like the man in the pub?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 18 2008, 8:00 PM BST

Why did she slap you? It's not like she broke up with you.

Also, did she not know you have form for administering pastings?

She is a paranoid madam who seemed to think that the moment her back was turned, I would jump her bloke and we would roger like rabbits. The guy is my flatmate. I've seen him eat his own earwax after teasing it out with a biro.

Quote: PhQnix @ July 18 2008, 8:02 PM BST

I'm beginning to see a pattern to the way you deal with problems Gavin...

Ruby couldn't you knock her out like the man in the pub?

IT WAS A LUCKY SWING!

Quote: PhQnix @ July 18 2008, 8:02 PM BST

Ruby couldn't you knock her out like the man in the pub?

Unimpressed
I'm beginning to see a pattern to the way you deal with problems Elliot...

Quote: PhQnix @ July 18 2008, 7:58 PM BST

Not a vampire then. He may be gay though.

Or just vain.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 18 2008, 8:03 PM BST

Or just vain.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Very Drol

Quote: Gavin @ July 18 2008, 8:03 PM BST

Unimpressed
I'm beginning to see a pattern to the way you deal with problems Elliot...

Ooooooh! Fight? :P

Sounds like earwax biro boy is well shot of her.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 18 2008, 8:04 PM BST

Ooooooh! Fight? :P

Hardly a fight

Now Robyn don't bait fights you bad girl

Rubes that's awful! I can't believe she would do that! What a horrible little cow bag!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 18 2008, 7:59 PM BST

I have a sore face. My flatmate's ex came to get the very last of her stuff and as she was leaving, she slapped me.

Forget bad day, I'm having a really bad week!

:O I just saw this! Ruby! :( *hugs*

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 18 2008, 8:03 PM BST

IT WAS A LUCKY SWING!

Ok. Sorry! Sorry! I don't want to provoke the wrath of one-hit wonder Ruby.

Quote: Gavin @ July 18 2008, 8:03 PM BST

I'm beginning to see a pattern to the way you deal with problems Elliot...

If it can't be solved with violence it can be solved with cuddles!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 18 2008, 8:03 PM BST

Or just vain.

That too.

Do you wish you'd slapped her back now? I wish you had.

What a vile little bint.

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