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Bad day? Page 144

Nothing of interest.

Quote: David Chapman @ November 27 2008, 8:02 PM GMT

Has something happened in India then?

Is he being serious? Is he? Ban him now. Even if he isn't.

I don't know what it's about either.

In brief. A group of terrorists have just shot up downtown Mumbai and are holding western hostages in some top class hotels. Still, I bet the room service still works. One or two bullets with your death sir? Oh and a hundred or so dead.

Quote: roscoff @ November 27 2008, 9:29 PM GMT

In brief. A group of terrorists have just shot up downtown Mumbai and are holding western hostages in some top class hotels.

Wasn't that in the brochure?

Could be worse. They could be in crap hotels.

I had such a terrific day Friday but ruined it with one stupid fat jock.
1) I got to teach two classes on my own and it went great! My associate teacher was away that day and I got to handle the students and everything went perfect!
2) I helped a few students understand some pretty hard artistic theory on my lunch break. I spent my lunch helping them understand the stuff and they got it! It's a great feeling when you're a teacher.
3) I walked up of my fellow student teachers and one yelled out at me "You!" I said "yes? did I do something wrong?" She answered "you're the 'hot' teacher". Apparently I've become the topic of interest for the grade 12 girls. I was flattered and on a high all day as I don't think I've ever been identified as the 'hot' anything before in my life.
How it all went wrong:
1) We decided to play a friendly game of Volleyball: teachers VS students teachers.
2) I'm suck when it comes to team sports. I'm not to bad at soccer but that's about it. And thus I wasn't playing as good as all the other ST who happen to be very good at Volleyball. but who cares, it's a friendly match anyways...right? Wrong.
3) The volleyball is coming directly for me so I get ready for it but this out of shape fat f**k ST jumps at me to get to the ball knocking me over and landing on my leg and foot damaging it pretty bad.
4)I've rolled my ankle before but I don't think I've ever rolled it this bad. It's pumped out to this size of a half a tennis ball, it's all black and blue and I can't put even the slightest weight on it. Plus I can't even straighten out my foot. Angry :(

Soak it and ice it... sip some wine and stay off it.

Good thinking Dr Mato! Thanks
My fiancee's boss just brought some wine back as a present to her from a trade mission in Chile.
Good thing we have a doctor on here now!

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