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Bad day? Page 135

I know a bakery that makes MARS BAR CAKE. It's a cake which contains a whole melted down mars bar per slice!

:O Wowwww! I'm currently settling for toast, it seems...

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 14 2008, 12:43 PM BST

Have you got a George section in your local ASDA? They are really good. I got jeans from there for just £3.

Don't think so.

They do loads of mad stuff like giant truffles (the size of a fist) and mini wedding cakes.

Quote: Aaron @ October 14 2008, 1:00 PM BST

Don't think so.

George have their own shops in London I think.

Florance and Fred at Tesco's sometimes do good cheap stuff too.

But don't go for TU at Sainburies. They are nasty.

I had some grilled cheese for my breakfast and got hot cheese all over my trousers. It now looks like I'm covered in ejaculate. :(

Are you cheesed off?

Quote: chipolata @ October 17 2008, 9:35 AM BST

It now looks like I'm covered in ejaculate. :(

I guess this is how it feels to be Griff.

Is it grating on you? You should eat more Caerphilly.

Sorry, I'll stop now.

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 17 2008, 9:45 AM BST

Sorry, I'll stop now.

It's for the best. ;)

Quote: chipolata @ October 17 2008, 9:40 AM BST

I guess this is how it feels to be Griff.

Hahaha!

Skidded in a pile of wet leaves and ended up in a pile of dog poo. Bad enough that I was on my way to the dentist. Felt a little better after I had trailed the dog poo all over town.

Quote: Loopey @ October 29 2008, 11:01 AM BST

Skidded in a pile of wet leaves and ended up in a pile of dog poo. Bad enough that I was on my way to the dentist. Felt a little better after I had trailed the dog poo all over town.

Ewwww Dirty Bastard!!

The dog owner that is...

Angry

Why?

I blame Wednesdays.

Wednesday is *the* worst day.

I was going to go shopping this morning. Even went to bed early. Still slept in.

However...

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