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Bad day? Page 108

Quote: Aaron @ October 3 2008, 10:41 AM BST

I have bacon.

Then I'm yours. *disrobes*

*lubes up*

What is an appropriate punishment for a cat that's just puked on one's favorite Chuck Taylors?

Give him a cuddle and tell him you love him more than your shoes.

Quote: zooo @ October 7 2008, 12:22 AM BST

tell him you love him more than your shoes.

I hate to lie, even to a stupid animal.

:O

Buy some proper shoes.

You can put them in the washing machine! :)

(Not the kitty)

They're my lawn mowing shoes.

Well then they need a wash.

They have dead snake on them too.
And possibly scorpion? Or was that an entirely different person...

Quote: zooo @ October 7 2008, 12:25 AM BST

You can put them in the washing machine! :)

He managed to only hit the easy-to-wash rubber parts. But it's still an egregious act of disrespect and deserves punishment. I'm thinking about pooping in his food bowl.

I think i'm going to have to put into operation a forced adoption of your poor cat.

Quote: zooo @ October 7 2008, 12:26 AM BST

They have dead snake on them too.
And possibly scorpion?

I squashed the scorpion with my sandals. He'd be a deceased cat if he'd barfed on my new sandals. It's bad enough that he uses them as a scratching device.

Quote: DaButt @ October 7 2008, 12:27 AM BST

egregious

*thinks of Pauline and Ross*

So did I!!

:D

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