More like 50. 
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Don't worry zooo, I'm a cheeky chimney sweep.
Hm. Don't fulfill any of the other criteria though. Bugger.
Quote: zooo @ June 24 2008, 1:00 AM BSTMore like 50.
He had a hard life - not like working in a bleedin massage parlour
Quote: Aaron @ June 24 2008, 1:01 AM BSTHm. Don't fulfill any of the other criteria though. Bugger.
No extendable rod then?
Betterer Zooo?
Alan! I'm going to bed soon. I don't need scary images!
I need nice images to use for... things.
David Tennant, gently stroking the soot-covered chimney sweep's dirty blond hair?
That, my friend, is more like it.
The sweep getting down and hard at it.
What's he doing with his brush?
Slipping it slowly up the chimney at the moment.
His hair keeps falling into his eyes though, so he has to brush or flick it aside every now and again.
Quote: Alan C @ June 24 2008, 1:06 AM BSTHe had a hard life - not like working in a bleedin massage parlour
No extendable rod then?
Betterer Zooo?
What chimney's that fat bastard going to fit up?
Perry, the sweeps don't actually go up the chimney. That's what the brushes are for. Silly Billy.
Quote: roscoff @ June 24 2008, 11:53 AM BSTPerry, the sweeps don't actually go up the chimney. That's what the brushes are for. Silly Billy.
Have you never SEEN Mary Poppins? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu23HHmOG48
Cor blimey Guv'nor, etc.
Quote: Charley @ June 23 2008, 10:29 PM BSTCan we stop the kids from killing each other?
As a teenager, I would like to confirm that we ARE all completely drunk and intent on stabbing people to death.
Thankyou.
And I would like to second Charly's confirmation that us teenagers are constantly drunk and stabbing people. In fact I've already stabbed three people and pissed on a tramp today. I filmed it of course.