You become an Old Age Pensioner when you are 65 (male), 60 (female) - I'm 50
My purse got nicked! Page 2
It's like "congratulations, you have completed life"
Poor Ruby!
That happened to me last year, I felt violated! And not in the good way.
The Ashton Kutcher way?
I'll bear in mind that your team lost
Quote: Curt @ June 21 2008, 11:21 PM BSTThe Ashton Kutcher way?
Oooh, nice!
*lowers head and leaves*
p.s. I'll admit it I'm drunk right now. 
Poor you Rubes.
My mum rings me once a week with tales of things beeing nicked. Her keys, purse, glasses, important documents etc. Her thief is cool though. He always puts it back for her to find, in the last place she actually left it.
She slags off everyone that has been in the house over the last week. Even the milkman is a suspect. He could have an acompolice see, that goes around the back while he is keeping mum occupied at the front.
When I was last down, she even put me in the line of suspects. I was accused of nicking her tatty old robe when I left, then geting a conscience, driving the 325 miles to put it back in the washing basket, 3 days later.
Silly old f**ker.
Quote: Charley @ June 22 2008, 12:07 AM BSTPoor you Rubes.
My mum rings me once a week with tales of things beeing nicked. Her keys, purse, glasses, important documents etc. Her thief is cool though. He always puts it back for her to find, in the last place she actually left it.
She slags off everyone that has been in the house over the last week. Even the milkman is a suspect. He could have an acompolice see, that goes around the back while he is keeping mum occupied at the front.
When I was last down, she even put me in the line of suspects. I was accused of nicking her tatty old robe when I left, then geting a conscience, driving the 325 miles to put it back in the washing basket, 3 days later.
Silly old f**ker.
Thief.
HeHe!
Ok I admit it. I did it. It was worth the £80 in Petrol & my mummy's robe was my nunu for 3 days.
Look out for anyone who looks like this (I am making my first attempt at posting a picture here people)
Damnit! I give up!
Done it.
Wow! It's a mirror-call!
I just checked my account today and it seems I got 480 stolen from my account. The bank is investigating it. It looks like when I used my bank card to buy a ticket to see the Hulk movie. Man this sucks.
How very very gay.