GRAMS ARCHERS THEME
BRIAN
Ambridge is in a right state, CJD, floods, and a nasty outbreak of racism amongst Ted's cows.
TED
My cows arreee not bloody, racist, they just happen to think we should 'ave tighter controls on immigration.
LINDA
Yes, and the EU has slashed our funding.
TED
I knows how we can raise 'alf a billion in a day.
LINDA
Oh now Ted now you're just being silly.
TED
We change the villages name from Ambridge to Olympic village.
BRIAN
Ted you're right half a billion easy.
LINDA
And Ted's pig pen, that's just perfect for a 6th Heathrow terminal.
