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Punishments to fit the crime? Page 5

Quote: David Chapman @ June 19 2008, 10:28 PM BST

It's quite ironic really.

Has anyone heard the song "Beware of Young Girls" by Dory Previn?

Mia Farrow stole Dory's husband Andre.

Why is that ironic? It is not as if Farrow held Soolin responsible. Far from it.

Just that she got a taste of her own medicine.

Losing her husband to a younger woman.

I don't think it was losing her husband so much that bothered her.

I think Jeremy Kyle who is a twat should be twatted to death.

Agreed about Jezza Kyle.

But Woody Allen didn't raise her, or change her nappies or anything like that. (And not just because they were diapers)

He didn't know her when she was that young, and I don't even think he adopted her, his ex wife did.

It's still bloody weird, but they're stil together all this time later, so they must be doing something right.

Quote: zooo @ June 19 2008, 10:56 PM BST

Agreed about Jezza Kyle.

But Woody Allen didn't raise her, or change her nappies or anything like that. (And not just because they were diapers)

He didn't know her when she was that young, and I don't even think he adopted her, his ex wife did.

It's still bloody weird, but they're stil together all this time later, so they must be doing something right.

Maybe she's changing his nappies. (I hate that f**king word diapers. Why can't they just talk English?)

Quote: zooo @ June 19 2008, 10:56 PM BST

Agreed about Jezza Kyle.

But Woody Allen didn't raise her, or change her nappies or anything like that. (And not just because they were diapers)

He didn't know her when she was that young, and I don't even think he adopted her, his ex wife did.

It's still bloody weird, but they're stil together all this time later, so they must be doing something right.

Ahhhh I thought he had her as a baby.
Still not quite right though. But not against the law either.

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