Anyone found guilty of vandalising a public toilet to be force fed cascara.
Speeding motorists to be entered for a demolition derby. In their own car.
Owners who allows their dog to foul the public footpath to have a K9 unit do a dump on their living room carpet.
Any other suggestions?
People that set fire to dogs (or any other animals) or kick them etc should be forced to use their head as a golf tee and their bollocks as a punching bag for Ricky Hatton's preparation for his next fight.
Anyone found drunk and disorderly in public, or committing an alcohol-fuelled crime, to be quite literally drowned in their own beverage of choice.
Budweiser please.
People who own dogs to be buried alive in a huge mound of their own dog's poop.
TV licence evaders to be forced to watch Big Brother Live.
People who constantly correct your spelling to be hit over the head with the Oxford English dictionary repeatedly for 2 days 
Drivers who make excessive and unnecessary use of their car horn to have their car horn disconnected. And shoved up their arse.
Quote: Griff @ June 18 2008, 11:54 PM BSTThat should be Oxford English Dictionary with a capital "D".
Quote: Alan C @ June 18 2008, 11:50 PM BSTPeople who constantly correct your spelling to be hit over the head with the Oxford English dictionary repeatedly for 2 days
People who constantly break the rules of websites to have their internet connection removed.
Quote: Aaron @ June 18 2008, 11:42 PM BSTPeople who own dogs to be buried alive in a huge mound of their own dog's poop.
And cat owners have to eat Chinese takeaways. We all know what they're made from.
Quote: Aaron @ June 19 2008, 12:08 AM BSTPeople who constantly break the rules of websites to have their internet connection removed.
ooo have I broken some rules then?
https://www.comedy.co.uk/info/terms_of_use.shtml#BoardRules
Point 9:
Unless said in legitimate context (for example, a programme title), "txt spk" is STRICTLY FORBIDDEN, and will NOT BE TOLERATED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. This is a pet hate of the BSG's editors, and will be heavily enforced. As far as is possible, correct English spelling and grammar should be used. We also request that members refrain from SHOUTING UNNECESSARILY in their posts.
PARDON? SPEAK UP SONNY.
I may have broken several of those 
You see Timbo, this guy should be involved in sentencing not on a bloody forum 
I had no idea you couldn't use animated avatars - nobody said anything when I was experimenting a couple of weeks back 