Henley by-election Page 2

Quote: Griff @ June 18 2008, 10:59 PM BST

The BNP candidate for Henley is called... Well, what sort of thing are BNP people normally called ? They're typically high-security prisoners on day release called "Higgsy" or "Killer" or "Bonehead" or something. The Henley BNP guy is called...

... "Timothy Sylvester".

HOW LAME IS THAT ??!!!

PS anybody posts anything funny about the Henley by-election in this thread and I will nick it, be warned.

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There is comic potential especially if one of the other candidates was called Tweety Pie….

…..and of course there’s Sylvester the black gay icon ("You make me feel mighty real"…etc) someone I’m sure most BNP members would love to be associated!

I think your gig was at the weekend so the suggestions are too late. How did it go?

Got a big laugh from me.

"if we wanted someone with massive boobs and an eating disorder we'd have elected John Prescott"

LOL That is excellent. I could just imagine someone like Frankie Boyle using that joke on Mock the Week.

Hmm the London BNP counsellor, has a mixed race child, made a gay porn film in Uni, and is highly likely a bi-sexual with a Brazillian lover. Will find a link.

Nick Griffin has sung a fiolk song, and read the Nativity to kids in previous BNP party political broadcasts.

They are an accidentally quite funny bunch.

The MS Great Britain gag is great, as is the Watership down one.

Unfortunately you can never underestimate your audience's ignorance to much.