Oi! What's wrong with Timothy!
Henley by-election
I bet that is what they said about Adolf...
But yes, sadly, I know what you mean. Tim is not a name with raw sex appeal. 
Quote: Griff @ June 18 2008, 10:59 PM BSTWell, what sort of thing are BNP people normally called ? They're typically high-security prisoners on day release called "Higgsy" or "Killer" or "Bonehead" or something.
Erm, if you say so. 
Good luck with your routine Griff, hope it goes well. How long is your routine by the way?
How long have you been doing stand up for? I'd love to give it a go but don't quite have the confidence yet. Maybe when I'm a bit older I'll give it a go.
Quote: Griff @ June 18 2008, 10:59 PM BSTI am busy writing a stand-up routine to be delivered in a festival in Oxfordshire this weekend. Obviously the big news at the moment is the Henley by-election.
Um - when was that then?
Quote: Griff @ June 19 2008, 12:16 AM BSTDave - Henley by-election is coming up next week as a result of Boris winning London.
Thanks - shows how much I listen to the news - read the papers etc.
So Griff, who do you think is going to win?
Griff, how did the gig go?
If you're doing it for 'So You Think You're Funny' then please try not to be funnier than my mate who is also entering.
Excellent! Well done Griff.
Actual laughs. Crumbs. And a second gig.
Well done, big fellow.
Not that I've any idea about our relative sizes.
Well done Griff! What was your best joke?
Hurray!!
Well done.