NEWSREADER: Today's top headline - Israel have agreed to a ceasefire in Palestine; although normal shelling will be resumed as soon as they have reloaded.
Gaza Ceasefire
I know I said your Slightly Posh Beggars sketch was a bit long, but this is ridiculous.
But funny.
Not bad, but not too much effort required 
so I have decided to hijack this thread with my own headline! 
NEWSREADER: Sootyj has agreed to cease posting sketches in critique with immediate effect, normal service will resume once the BSG server is back up
Never I will not be silenced, to all the world bows before my mighty armada of school boy rudery, thudding puns, lousy satire, and bad grammar.
Good skit by the by.
This is a great one-liner
Shortened down that's a killer, and an example to us all of what a good mock headline looks like.