THE DR AND DONNA ARE RUNNING DOWN THE ROAD AT NIGHT
DONNA
Bleeding heck Dr, where are we going?
DR
London's being invaded by deadly Aliens, planning on destroying us.
DONNA
The Sontarans, the Daleks? come on Dr oo is it?
DR
They're in here.
THEY ARE OUTSIDE AN INDIAN RESTAURANT THE DR BURSTS IN
DR
Right you alien scum, I'm onto you, and I'm so not sorry.
HE GRABS A PLATE OF CURRY THROWS AT THE WALL.
HE THEN SMASHES A BEER BOTTLE AND THREATENS THE STAFF.
DR
You come over here.....
POLICE COME IN AND BUNDLE THE DOCTOR AWAY
DR
Come on them, you're not so brave on your own, I've given a Cyber man a Glasgow smile.
VO
That's Dr Hooligan at 7pm on BBC1
