METHODONE CLINIC, WE PAN ALONG A LINE OF DESPERATE LOOKING JUNKIES.
STOP AT A RED FACED FARMER TYPE, WITH BIG CAGE FULL OF CHICKENS.
NURSE HANDS HIM A JUMBO BOTTLE OF METHODONE
FARMER
About bloody time, all my chickens are clucking.
Terrible isn't it?
Glad to see Critique getting so much use.
What?
Clucking it's a term for coming off of heroin.
Well now I get it, lol. I suppose to the right audience who'll get the joke without explanation that could work... maybe.
Aaaaaaaaaah! Dodgy pun. Fair play to you. I've never heard that particular bit of slang.
As you were.
Why dont you go the whole hog and have a cage of cold turkey's under the other arm
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ June 17 2008, 5:21 PM BSTWhy dont you go the whole hog and have a cage of cold turkey's under the other arm
I like that!
Surely he'd be wanting blankets for them?