The lion the witch and the fundamentalism Page 3

It was pointless. It felt like Eddie Eagle telling that crap black swimmer that came last in the Olympics that he would do better if he adopted the immersion technique for crawl and utilised bi-lateral breathing.

Hey I'm not Eric the Eel! That's jsut rude, and I'm sure you're not so bad your self.

Quote: sootyj @ June 17 2008, 3:19 PM BST

PETER AND SUSAN HAVE JUST COME THROUGH THE WARDROBE AND HAVE MET UP WITH ASLAN

ASLAN

Ah King Peter, and Queen Susan you've come back to save Narnia. The evil White Witch has returned, only you can save the land.

PETER

Actually Aslan, we need to talk.

SUSAN

We've been to Bible camp the last 3 summers. God redeemed us from idolatry. The worship of physical images of Gods.

PETER

And you're manifesting as the messiah, in the form of a big talking lion.

SUSAN

That makes you rather more evil than the White Witch.

ASLAN

But I'm Aslan, the Lord of Narnia.

SUSAN

That's another thing, Narnia isn't mentioned in the Bible. It's a bit, you know unGodly.

ASLAN

Look hang on a minute you can't believe that a 3000 year old book, contains the Literal word of God. What about Kangaroos, they're not mentioned?

PETER

I'm afraid we do. All creatures not in the Bible, are obviously creations of Satan. Kangaroos, and of course talking lions.

PETER PULLS A GUN, ASLAN TURNS TO RUN, PETER GUNS HIM DOWN
MR TAMMNUS RUNS ON.

TAMMNUS

Peter, Susan thank goodness you're here. Oh my God some one's shot Aslan.

PETER AND SUSAN BOTH POINT GUNS AT TAMMNUS

SUSAN

Mr Tamus we were hoping to meet you. Those cloven hooves are a dead give away.

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Is this tighter, and clearer?

Thumbs up from Wales.

This line: But I'm Aslan, the Lord of all this land of Narnia.

could read better as: But I'm Aslan, Lord of Narnia.

Shorter and less overkill on explanation.

True will change it now.

Then delete this post, to make you look delusional muha ha!