British Comedy Guide

Hostage Scene

EXT. A TERRORIST IS INSIDE A BUILDING HOLDING A WOMAN HOSTAGE. A GROUP OF POLICEMEN ARE OUTSIDE THE BUILDING.

TERRORIST (SHOUTING):
Don't come any closer or this bitch gets it!

POLICEMAN #1:
What should we do?

POLICEMAN #2:
Are you kidding me? It's April first you idiot. I was expecting something like this.

POLICEMAN #2 PUTS A MEGAPHONE TO HIS MOUTH

POLICEMAN #2: Alright, the jokes over. We're coming in.

THE TERRORIST SHOOTS THE HOSTAGE.

POLICEMAN #2: Woops. My bad.

I like it but it needs a better punchline.

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