EDD BALLS IS TALKING TO GORDON BROWN
EDD
Gordon I don't think you're taking rich foreign students cheating at UK Universities seriously.
GORDON
That's ridiculous.
EDD
Angelina Jolies unborn twins, have both got double firsts in Classics at Edinburgh. After she donated half a million, and let the Dean rub her tits.
GORDON
They might be very clever unborn twins.
EDD
Yes and Paris Hilton has 6 of her chihuahuas Doctorates at Oxford. They were giving to give her one, but even they've got some stnadards.
GORDON
Edd loosen up we need the money. Gentle Ben's Zoology degree is funding the whole of Luton University.
EDD
Gordon, as long as we've still got some standards.
GEORGE BUSH WALKS ON.
GEORGE
George just donated 2 million dollars to Oxford, and they gave him a degree in the 3 Rs. Read, Writing, and Reography.