FATHER TED IS TALKING TO DOUGAL
DOUGAL
It was nice off Father Wheelbarrow from the European Union to visit us.
TED
Dougal you fool, it's Father Jose Manuel Barrosso, he's the head of the EU.
DOUGAL
So where he is Ted?
TED
Well after becoming one of the worlds richest economies through EU subsidies, and trade access, we told him to feck off.
DOUGAL
Ah now I remember, we said it was about abortion, and stuff.
TED
But we actually just wanted to keep all those Eastern Europeans, out of our job market.
DOUGAL
Not so thick are we.
FATHER JACK STAGGERS ON
Drink, girls, feck, massive subsidies.