British Comedy Guide

Work experience

EXT. STREET CORNER.

A YOUNG PROSTITUTE IS SOLICITING MALE PASSERS-BY. DESPITE LOOKING THE PART SHE IS OBVIOUSLY VERY MIDDLE CLASS.

PROSTITUTE

I say, would you... Excuse me, would you care to...

A RENT BOY SIDLES UP TO HER, HE IS A FEW YEARS OLDER.

RENT BOY

First time on the streets, sweetie?

PROSTITUTE

I'm afraid it is rather. I am doing it to get me through my degree.

RENT BOY

You want to watch yourself, toots. That's how I started, paying off my student loan.

PROSTITUTE (TAKEN ABACK)

Oh. What degree did you take?

RENT BOY

Media Studies, same as most of the girls. I got a first. (SPITS) I should have done something useful, like tourism. No chance of a job, but at least I could be selling my arse somewhere in the sun. (LAUGHS)

PROSTITUTE

Oh dear. But that is why vocational qualifications are now being tailored to the needs of employers. I mean, no offence, but I really don't know how with a degree like yours you can work on the streets. (BEAT) You're completely unqualified. I'm studying for a Bachelor of Arts in Erotic Massage and Escort Studies.

A MAN WALKS PAST

PROSTITUTE

I say, would you care for a good time?

MAN

How much for...

HE WHISPERS IN HER EAR.

PROSTITUTE

You're in luck, I'm revising for my orals.

SHE TAKES THE MAN'S ARM, AND AS THEY WALK OFF TOGETHER, SHE WAVES TO THE RENT BOY.

PROSTITUTE

Ciao.

RENT BOY (INDIGNANT)

Graduate fast-trackers, pfft. (SHOUTS AFTER HER) I started at the bottom and learnt on the job!

END.

This is good. I especially like the 'graduate fast-trackers' line. Also, i can relate to the subject matter...well, the pointless the degree bit, not so much the sex-trade part.

Nicely paced, and inventive. Good sketch.

Thanks guys for the comments. Hope I have not offended any media studies students. Or sex workers.

That's excellent, a very good topical skit, with good pacing.

Have you sent it off yet to NR/TS?

Damn my NVQ3 in fisting!

Cheers Sooty, I think I might give it a go. (Not the fisting.)

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