Quote: Geoff Mutton @ June 19 2008, 4:20 PM BSTWho's big Elvis?
He works down the chip shop. Been there a few too many years now.
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What sort of name is Elvis anyway?
Why couldn't they call him something sensible...like Wesley?
Quote: Marc P @ June 19 2008, 4:28 PM BSTHe works down the chip shop. Been there a few too many years now.
Quote: Geoff Mutton @ June 19 2008, 3:56 PM BSTThen your world domination plan must encompass repatriation of the French?
They don't count as people or subjects. More animals; frogs, to be precise. 
Quote: Geoff Mutton @ June 19 2008, 4:04 PM BSTThere is an Isle of Aaron isn't there? That's where Aaron-knits come from.
*Carefully reviews spelling*
Is it not Arran?
Quote: Aaron @ June 19 2008, 5:55 PM BSTIs it not Arran?
Yes. I was using artistic licence, Arran. Oh, there I go again!
Quote: sootyj @ June 19 2008, 7:00 AM BSTMaybe if we gunned Phil in Hull's Parragon Square, it would give that part of the countries tourist industry as shot in the arm.
I don't think anything could persuade anyone to go to Hull - not even now they're in the Premiership.
Just the smell of the place and they's think Charley was somewhere around.