Quote: Aaron @ June 19 2008, 2:01 PM BSTWorld King or something.
If nothing else, there must be some kind of an honour you could receive for your services to megalomania.
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World King-ship? 
Quote: Aaron @ June 19 2008, 3:28 PM BSTWorld King-ship?
Go on then, add some Aaron-esque lyrics to the following;
"If I ruled the world...
"...The world would be a much better place."
Quote: Aaron @ June 19 2008, 3:44 PM BST"...The world would be a much better place."
Aha! But for what percentage of your loyal subjects?
100.
Then your world domination plan must encompass repatriation of the French?
Couldn't we just start with a county, say Aaronshire?
There is an Isle of Aaron isn't there? That's where Aaron-knits come from.
*Carefully reviews spelling*
There was an enormous, German vicar in my local coastal North Norfolk pub the other day. And he ordered a pint of lager. I pointed to one of the pumps and asked him, shouldn't you be drinking the Abott ale... and he laughed. Funny old world.
I assume aaron's mom was a big Elvis fan?
Quote: Marc P @ June 19 2008, 4:06 PM BSTThere was an enormous, German vicar in my local coastal North Norfolk pub the other day. And he ordered a pint of lager. I pointed to one of the pumps and asked him, shouldn't you be drinking the Abott ale... and he laughed. Funny old world.
Funny old world indeed. Who'd have thought it....a german laughing?
There is a line in an episode of Holby in the writersroom archives where a father asks his terminally ill, young son, 'where would be if we didn't have a sense of humour, eh?
And the kid replies.. 'I don't know, Germany?'
Quote: chipolata @ June 19 2008, 4:07 PM BSTI assume aaron's mom was a big Elvis fan?
Who's big Elvis?
Quote: Geoff Mutton @ June 19 2008, 4:20 PM BSTWho's big Elvis?
I was going to say a fat tribute act, but the King was hardly thin.