Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 15 2008, 6:45 PM BST*tries not to giggle, as it's a bit juvenile*
Go on, let it out
And what did the blokes get on Father's Day? Page 2
Quote: Loopey @ June 15 2008, 4:14 PM BSTMake every day Father's Day. He won't be around for ever.
Indeed. 
Quote: Loopey @ June 15 2008, 4:14 PM BSTMake every day Father's Day. He won't be around for ever.
Why? Is he walking out on his wife and kids?
Quote: David Chapman @ June 15 2008, 10:43 PM BSTWhy? Is he walking out on his wife and kids?
Mine died
Well that's a thread stopper! I had stuff all for Fathers Day and currently we aren't talking. So if you didn't get what you wanted out there hopefully you got something. 
I got a Jeremy Clarkson book and a Toblerone, plus a couple of lovely home-made cards. I must be the best dad in the world.
not a thing.
We have Mothers day, Women day, but no Fathers day.
Sexism!
You want to get that sorted out, WrongTale. Why don't you set it up yourself?
Well, there is actually a movement to start it. I mean, it _is_ unfair 
Try this lot. They'll help you out.
I got a little leather business card holder and a half-bottle of vodka, which I almost got through last night after discovering how delicious it is mixed with Irn Bru.
hic
I got an exploding box....no, not a bomb! Tch...
My wife is into craft and basically an exploding box is a glorified greeting card but this had photos of all the children, poems, drawings and lots of tear-inducing content.
My youngest daughter wrote: "Happ Farfs day daddy. You are the most spechll daddy in the worl."
[sniff]
I got the realisation that I'm not a father yet, so I went out and sowed my god dammed seed like no father to be has ever sowed.
It works up the bum right? And with other men? And cats?
Quote: Leevil @ June 16 2008, 12:03 PM BSTI got the realisation that I'm not a father yet, so I went out and sowed my god dammed seed like no father to be has ever sowed.
It works up the bum right? And with other men? And cats?