British Comedy Guide

Cocktail Mixer

INT. A BAR - NIGHT

Two men are stood watching a bar. Sat at the bar are alot of woman. Behind the bar is a man making cocktails, doing all the fancy throws and catches. The woman are clapping and cheering.

MAN1
What a show off

MAN2
Watch this

Man2 walks to the bar.

MAN2
2 beers please

The bartender takes two bottles and, spurred on by the cheers of the woman, starts tossing them around all over the place like he's mixing a drink. When he puts them down and takes the tops off them they fizz up and spray all over him. The woman all laugh, get up and walk off.

MAN2
Cheers mate

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