Classical Dog- Sketch
INT. Theatre.
We are looking from the audience perspective on to a spot lit stage. A grand piano is in the middle. We are obviously waiting for a piano player to give a recital.
A Border Collie dog trots on from the side of the stage and sits at the piano. We now see the piano from the back so we see the dog at the keyboard without seeing his paws.
The dog begins to play a piece of Beethoven.
Cut to two audience members. One whispers to the other.
Man
Bloody hell! There’s something you don’t see everyday. He’s not bad.
Woman
I’ve seen him before. His Bach is much worse than his Beethoven.
Man nods.
