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*gulp* Honestly! Where is everyone!?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 14 2008, 8:07 PM BST

*gulp* Honestly! Where is everyone!?

*gulp* Here I am. *gulp* Drinking a cold beer instead of mowing my lawn. *gulp* It's a hundred degrees outside and I'm hydrating myself the best way I know how. *gulp*

:$ *gulp*

Oh dear, alcohol dehydrates you but that's the way I would do it too :)

It was meant to be a *gulp* of unease! Rolling eyes

Who makes that beer then?

I'm not really sure. Obscure, unmarked bottle.

Ah so it could have been anything really, probably meths

*goes woozy and falls over*

I'll have you know that I've survived 4 days of summertime camping in the blazing California desert (110F / 38C) drinking nothing but Guinness. Lots and lots of Guinness.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 14 2008, 8:07 PM BST

*gulp* Honestly! Where is everyone!?

I was eating Chinese. Sweet, lovely Chinese. Noodles, rice, veg rolls... Mmmmmmmmm ...

Quote: DaButt @ June 14 2008, 8:30 PM BST

I'll have you know that I've survived 4 days of summertime camping in the blazing California desert (110F / 38C) drinking nothing but Guinness. Lots and lots of Guinness.

So much so that you didn't notice the limb spasms and eventual whole-body convultions brought on by the dehydration! ;)

Quote: Aaron @ June 14 2008, 8:42 PM BST

I was eating Chinese. Sweet, lovely Chinese. Noodles, rice, veg rolls... Mmmmmmmmm ...

I'm jealous! :(

Quote: DaButt @ June 14 2008, 8:30 PM BST

I'll have you know that I've survived 4 days of summertime camping in the blazing California desert (110F / 38C) drinking nothing but Guinness. Lots and lots of Guinness.

I know alcohol is sooo good at taking your mind of things but you will get kidney stones when you get older

The army taught me how to recognize and treat hot weather injuries. There was always the ice and water in the beer cooler if I felt myself succumbing ;)

My kidneys seem to be holding up well. If I haven't had a problem with stones by my advanced age then I think I'm ok. My liver, on the other hand ...

I got kidney stones when I was 44 and they have never gone away - my doctor asked me if I had lived in a hot country for a while. I hadn't as nobody in their wildest dreams could describe England as hot!!

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