Just had this idea and I think if it works it may need tightning up. I don't know if this works and didn't really want to post it because if this doesn't come across as I hope I'm going to look a bit weird lol But hey we only live once, so what do you think?
CALVIN IS DOING A SHOW ABOUT AN ASYLUM OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE INCORRECT FEARS.
Calvin
Now we move on to Steve who has an irrational fear of fat people. The name of that fear is Cacomorphobia. In this particular case Steve believes fat people come in the shape of Spiders. So to help him get over his fear we will place a spider in his room and see how he reacts.
CALVIN WALKS IN AND PLACES SPIDER ON FLOOR. WALKS BACK OUT LEAVING STEVE AND SPIDER IN ROOM.
Steve
Aaaarrrrggghhhhh! Get away you fat bastard! Seriously, help, he’s going to eat me for heavens sake. Help! (SEES DONUT ON TABLE, THROWS IT AT SPIDER) Go on then have it, eat it, go on just eat it and piss off! Please!
CALVIN WALKS IN WITH FAT MAN AND PICKS UP SPIDER LEAVING THE FAT MAN AND STEVE IN ROOM.
Steve
(SIGHS THEN LOOKS AROUND AND LAUGHS) Thank god for that, thought he was going to sit on me.(LAUGHS AND LOOKS AROUND) But why have they just left a spider here?
Fat Man
(JUST STARES AT HIM)
Steve
(PICKS UP NEWSPAPER AND HITS MAN WITH IT) Big fella, aren’t ya?
Fat Man
(JUST STARES AT HIM AGAIN)
Steve
(HITS HIM AGAIN WITH NEWSPAPER) Bleeding spiders.
Calvin
So, that is Steve, the man who confuses his fear of fat people for spiders. Now we move on to Jake who confuses his fear of murderers with cakes.
(CAMERA SHOWS JAKE SITTING IN CORNER OF ROOM SHOUTING AT CAKE)
Calvin
Now we will swap the cake with convicted murderer known simply as ‘psycho’.
Jake
(WALKS OVER TO PSYCHO) Hmmmm what flavour are you?
(CAMERA SHOWS JAKE GET PUNCHED TO GROUND)
Calvin
I’m afraid that’s all we have time for today. Join us next week for a new episode of, House of Incorrect Fears.