British Comedy Guide

Ushers

INT. A CONCERT - NIGHT

There are two ushers stood at the front of the stage facing the crowd. After a few moments of standing still, one of them glances round and takes a double take of the stage before turning round fully.

USHER1
Oh my god! Look at this!

The other usher turns around

USHER2
Jesus christ! How long has that lot been there

USHER1
I dunno, I just turned around and saw them

USHER1
We must have the best seats in the place here

USHER2
I know! I was just wondering where that music was comming from aswell

The two ushers begin to dance.

This one works Chris. Good little sketch that made me chuckle.

I really like this! Made me giggle.

Good idea, well played

Yes, funny.

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