EXT. A PALAEONTOLIGAL DIG
THE PROFESSOR IN CHARGE OF THE DIG IS SHOWING A COLLEAGUE HIS LATEST DISCOVERY, WHICH IS OUT OF SHOT.
COLLEAGUE
It's a remarkable find Professor.
PROFESSOR
A complete specimen. Fully articulated. The hide in tact. It is the find of a lifetime.
COLLEAGUE
And you're absolutely certain of the stratigraphy?
PROFESSOR
Oh, Late Cretaceous, without a doubt. It will re-write the textbooks.
COLLEAGUE
Well, I really don't know what to say. Have you thought what you are going to call it?
PROFESSOR
Yes; yes, I have. (BEAT) The Barney-o-saurus.
THE SHOT WIDENS TO SHOW AN EIGHT FOOT PURPLE AND GREEN BRUSH NYLON DINOSAUR LYING TRANSFIXED IN THE MOMENT OF DEATH.
COLLEAGUE
That's a shit name.
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