British Comedy Guide

Down with the sun Page 9

Don't question The Aura of Laura, she'll smite you!

Aha! Sun worshipping is working. It's melting all you lesser mortals. And we've only just started. I'm launching some Chlorofluorocarbons in the air tomorow just to gee up that global warming. Vote Sun Worshippers now!

Don't make the sun go away! The window from my room looks out onto a large patch of grass on campus where lots of girls go to sunbathe...don't ruin it for me!

Nick, have you tried pornography? It's more honest.

Dirty git.

Shouldn't really have said that though. Ross, Lee, David and Gavin will all be begging for photos.

I have had a word with the sun, and I've convinced him to go away for a few hours later.
Apparently we're going to call it 'nighttime' or something.

Best I could do.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 10 2008, 3:05 PM BST

Nick, have you tried pornography? It's more honest.

Maybe, but letching is good for the soul. In a restraining order sort of way.

Cheers, zooo. I never really doubted you.

Quote: zooo @ June 10 2008, 3:06 PM BST

I have had a word with the sun, and I've convinced him to go away for a few hours later.
Apparently we're going to call it 'nighttime' or something.

Best I could do.

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ June 10 2008, 3:06 PM BST

I have had a word with the sun, and I've convinced him to go away for a few hours later.
Apparently we're going to call it 'nighttime' or something.

Best I could do.

Thanks zooo! You're so greeeeatttt! :)

Tony?

I imagined it in the voice of an American cheerleader, rather than a cartoon tiger.

Quote: roscoff @ June 10 2008, 3:07 PM BST

Maybe, but letching is good for the soul. In a restraining order sort of way.

Laughing out loud

It's hard to make it obvious on a forum when you're not being serious. I'm not actually a pervert in real life. But the odd glance out the window is a good break from working!

Well he would say that, wouldn't he?

Quote: NickTheDon @ June 10 2008, 3:13 PM BST

Laughing out loud

It's hard to make it obvious on a forum when you're not being serious.

Employ smileys! :P

Share this page