Can I be a murderous servant?
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You can be Magenta? Or Columbia?
Magenta sounds nice thanks.
She's a maid. I dressed as her last year, but apparently have to be Janet this time because I'm not good enough at being a slut.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 14 2008, 4:08 PM BSTI'm not good enough at being a slut.
Can I be someone else?
They're all sluts!
GAH!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 14 2008, 4:08 PM BSTShe's a maid. I dressed as her last year, but apparently have to be Janet this time because I'm not good enough at being a slut.
I can actually imagine that you'd struggle with being a slut. Which is silly because it's really quite easy 
Even Janet? (just racalled name of wife)
Quote: PhQnix @ June 14 2008, 4:12 PM BSTI can actually imagine that you'd struggle with being a slut. Which is silly because it's really quite easy
I'm just not very good at it! I get all self-concious and crap.
Quote: Charly @ June 14 2008, 4:12 PM BSTEven Janet? (just racalled name of wife)
Especially Janet, but more subtly at the start.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 14 2008, 4:13 PM BSTI'm just not very good at it! I get all self-concious and crap.
I've never noticed your self-conciousness before 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 14 2008, 4:13 PM BSTI'm just not very good at it! I get all self-concious and crap.
What that people would actually mistake you for a real slut? That's probably one of the few situations where getting self-conscious is a good thing.
Quote: Alan C @ June 14 2008, 4:14 PM BSTI've never noticed your self-conciousness before
Quote: PhQnix @ June 14 2008, 4:15 PM BSTWhat that people would actually mistake you for a real slut? That's probably one of the few situations where getting self-conscious is a good thing.
One of my friends got offered money! Another's boyfriend had the most perfect Frank N. Furter costume ever! Well I'm apparently being forced to go in Janet garb this year, as if that would make me less self-concious!
Quote: Alan C @ June 14 2008, 4:14 PM BSTI've never noticed your self-conciousness before
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 14 2008, 4:17 PM BSTOne of my friends got offered money!
It was quite funny, but we acted sympathetic until a time when she was ready to laugh about it.