British Comedy Guide

Glasses

EXT. A STREET - DAY

It's a sunny day and a man is walking down a street. He is wearing sun glasses. A busty woman wearing a very low cut top stops him.

WOMAN
Hey you! I've not seen you for ages!

MAN
Hey, yeah it's been a while

WOMAN
Since when did you have glasses?

MAN
Oh, I got them last month. They've got these new fangled transitions lenses

WOMAN
Very nice. So, how have you been?

MAN
Yeah, I've been pretty good

A cloud comes over the sky and the two are cast into shadow. The man's lenses become transparent and we see him staring at the woman's cleavage. The woman looks shocked, slaps him and walks off.

A mate of mine got slapped once because he forgot he wasn't wearing his sunglasses.

Many men have thought themselves safe behind sunglasses, but the truth is women ALWAYS know when you are looking at their breasts. Or even thinking of looking at their breasts. It is one of those inexplicable innate abilities, like dogs being able to predict earthquakes.

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