Pikey Lee.

SPIKE LEE IS HOLDING A PROTEST

SPIKE

I'm Spike Lee the pikey film maker. CLint Eastwood is a racist. More like CLint Klan hood.

CLINT WALKS ON

CLINT

What's all this shouting? In all the exitement I forgot if I got 8 or 10 Oscars, so the question is do you feel lucky, well do you punk?

SPIKE

No Mr Eastwood, sorry. Oh well back to making the movie of Love thy neighbour.

Oh dear, writers block? I feel your pain, but I dont think I could have posted this one, sorry.

This one isn't good, I was trying to cover the story, but couldn't find an angle.

A case of disliking both protagonists.

Eastwood maybe a top actor, and director. he's a also a propagandist, and not in a good way.