JONATHON ROSS IS INTERVIEWING SPIKE LEE, AND CLINT EASTWOOD.
JONATHON
Good evening and welcome to film review 2008, tonight I have the great pleasure of interviewing Clint Eastwood, and Spike Lee. CLint you've had a long and distinguished career in films, from Spaghetti Westerns, the Dirty Harry Movies, to recent Oscar glory.
CLINT
Thank you Jonathon.
JONATHON
Spike you also made some films?
SPIKE
Hang on I'm the Black Woody Allen. I've made some of the most influential films of the 20th Century.
CLINT
You made that one, where all the white guys are evil, the black guys are saintly, and nothing happens.
JONATHON
Yes and that other film. Where all the white characters are evil,nothing happens, and the black guys are saintly.
SPIKE
This interview should be about how Clint, has made a film about World War 2 with no brothers in it at all. Racist mofo.
CLINT
I'm sorry Spike, I'd like to offer you a part in my new film about the Black experience in Mississipi in the 1890s.
SPIKE
That's more like it. What's the film?
CLINT
Lynch 'em high.