BARACK OBAMA IS ABOUT TO GIVE A SPEECH. AN ADVISER KEEPS STOPPING HIM
BARACK
America as your next president, I want to address the problems that face us as a nation. We face the problem of war, so I'll us out of Iraq.....
ADVISER
Sorry Barack can we drop that, 60% of Americans believe they're WMDs still in Iraq, just really well hidden, and Sadam's not dead.
BARACK
Ok....we face the problem of world hunger, and oil running out.
ADVISER
Yep sorry again, but 70% of Americans want to know, why they can't their cars on grounded up starving African.
BARACK
Ok we face the problem of making our country a safe, place to live, free of gun crime.
ADVISER
Jeez Barack I'm sorry again. 85% of Americans beleive the world was created by Charlton Heston shooting it out of a gun. And the best way to beat gun crime is to fire wildly into crowd, in the hope of killing an armed mad man.
BARACK
America the problem is you, you're crazy.