British Comedy Guide

Ina state of a nation

BARACK OBAMA IS ABOUT TO GIVE A SPEECH. AN ADVISER KEEPS STOPPING HIM

BARACK

America as your next president, I want to address the problems that face us as a nation. We face the problem of war, so I'll us out of Iraq.....

ADVISER

Sorry Barack can we drop that, 60% of Americans believe they're WMDs still in Iraq, just really well hidden, and Sadam's not dead.

BARACK

Ok....we face the problem of world hunger, and oil running out.

ADVISER

Yep sorry again, but 70% of Americans want to know, why they can't their cars on grounded up starving African.

BARACK

Ok we face the problem of making our country a safe, place to live, free of gun crime.

ADVISER

Jeez Barack I'm sorry again. 85% of Americans beleive the world was created by Charlton Heston shooting it out of a gun. And the best way to beat gun crime is to fire wildly into crowd, in the hope of killing an armed mad man.

BARACK

America the problem is you, you're crazy.

I would have the last line as......

BARACK

Right, that's it, I've changed my mind. Get Hilary back, these are more her sort of people.

I might add that as an additional punch, it's good but the other one flows from the skit.

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