HILARY CLINTON IS ON THE PHONE.
HILARY
What do you mean I can't be vice president......
I'll scream and scream until I'm sick.......
At least tell me why?
What do you mean there's already a CLinton vice president?
BILL WALKS ON BREATHING HEAVILY.
BILL
The best thing about being a chubby chaser, is they can't run that fast. I just ran down Dawn French, and stuck a cigar in her blow hole. Now I'm gonna cut fern Brittans gastric band.
WALKS OFF WAVING SCISSORS
HILARY
Oh that kina vice president.
This one is all pretty weak IMO.
Oh I rather liked it.
n.b. took about 5 minutes.
The reason it took minutes is it's a cut and shut, 2 different skits welded together, that I wrote ages ago.
My problem is I'm a Pram face single mum of a writer. I may have many progeny, but I care for none of them.
I need to learn to edit.
n.b. I do like this skit most of my recent bunch. Two well worn cliches of famous people, linked by a nice groaner of a pun.
I think it's me trying not to be a comedy geek.
And come on cutting Fern Brittan's gastric band? That's not bad.