British Comedy Guide

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As i'm new to these forums, this thread might completely die on its arse. But i've been enjoying reading the funny stuff you guys have written, and would like to read more of it!

Ok, here is the thread premise: you establish the scene using brackets, and post dialogue between two characters titled 'A' and 'B'. No more then 6 exchanges between the characters.

for example...

(woman breaking up with man)

A: It's just not working out. Can we still be friends?
B: Oh...so the sex was the problem!
A: No, i didn't say that.
B: Well why would you still want to hang around with me then?
A: Fine! forget it.
B: Good. Because i've got enough 'friends that are girls' that don't want to have sex with me already. Don't need to add another to the roster.

(END SCENE)

Apology's if there is already a thread that does this.

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(An alien lands on Earth & meets bloke)

ALIEN: Is discontinue. To a lust, subpoena. Of opener received. on ratify he egyptian disappearance.

BLOKE: I beg your pardon?

ALIEN: A an notary misfortune defense. But by courtroom accountancy shilling. slow is ridge. fourth my preface distillation.

BLOKE: I don't understand you!

The alien bashes a box on his chest with his gripping claw.

ALIEN: Where can I get some new batteries for my translator box?

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(two lads trying to access the internet)

A: I need a new computer.
B: Tell me about it. You'd need a new graphics card to play minesweeper at a decent frame-rate.

(end scene)

Quote: Flaner @ June 9 2008, 3:10 PM BST

(two lads trying to access the internet)

A: I need a new computer.
B: Tell me about it. You'd need a new graphics card to play minesweeper at a decent frame-rate.

(end scene)

Oh, Is it not intended that there is at least a smidgeon of humour in these sketches?

I'm guessing Minesweeper is a very old computer game Bill.

I think he was being sarcastic.

Wait, were you being sarcastic as well?

are we all being sarcastic?

maybe i've over-estimated peoples knowledge of the built-in pc game minesweeper.

Quote: Winterlight @ June 9 2008, 3:48 PM BST

I think he was being sarcastic.

Wait, were you being sarcastic as well?

Sacasm? Whats that?

Some American invention, or so I heard...

Whistling nnocently

PS: the gobbledegook in my sketch above came from some recent spams wot I got...

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