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The great Richard Hammond height swindle Page 9

Quote: David Bussell @ June 8 2008, 11:45 PM BST

So at 6'3" am I the tallest person on this board?

6'6 and 19 stone - not sure i even could tell the difference between 6'3 and 5'8... both look average to me, sorry :D

Anyone want to try and beat that?

Nope! I'm about a foot shorter than that!

Quote: zooo @ June 9 2008, 12:49 AM BST

Do you, or have you ever, lived in a bin?

Yes and yes. But it's very cosy you know. And you get so much free stuff delivered straight to your door, it's like being a celeb.

Quote: Pete @ June 9 2008, 12:23 PM BST

6'6 and 19 stone - not sure i even could tell the difference between 6'3 and 5'8... both look average to me, sorry :D

Six foot six and first name Pete? Hmmm, you don't have a prime-time BBC2 series, do you?

Quote: Pete @ June 9 2008, 12:23 PM BST

6'6 and 19 stone - not sure i even could tell the difference between 6'3 and 5'8... both look average to me, sorry :D

You slam dunking son of a bitch.

I have some half-arsed goal of losing a couple of stone by the end of the year when I reach 40. No, I'm not in the midst of a mid-life crisis! Whistling nnocently

I went to Tesco last week to this weighing machine and it seems to take great delight it talking to you about your body mass index as if to tell everyone nearby that you are not happy with your body.

Well, I'm not but I don't want everyone else to know that. Angry

Quote: EllieJP @ June 9 2008, 12:30 PM BST

Anyone want to try and beat that?

Yeah I'll try, but someone is gonna have to stand on my shoulders.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 9 2008, 12:30 PM BST

Anyone want to try and beat that?

I'll beat him. I'll beat him with a really big stick. But only if he likes it. After all he's 7 inches taller than me.

I'm 5"10 in good lighting. But, seeing as though everyone always adds an extra inch onto their height, i'm really around 5"9. No-one ever 'rounds down', do they?

I'm not bothered though. As long as you make sure there is someone smaller then you in your friendship group, you'll be alllllright.

I hate really tall guys. Talking to men's groins ain't my bag.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 9 2008, 12:51 PM BST

Yeah I'll try, but someone is gonna have to stand on my shoulders.

World's most giant forum poster!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 9 2008, 7:02 PM BST

World's most giant forum poster!

Do not be afraid he is just like you except Giant!

Oh my. Like Austin Powers balancing on Mini Me's shoulders.
One of the funniest visual jokes ever.

Quote: Gavin @ June 9 2008, 7:04 PM BST

Do not be afraid he is just like you except Giant!

Yay! The giants stethoscope and clipboard were the best!

I wonder if he's taller than my friend Kelly. She's like 2 ft.

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