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The great Richard Hammond height swindle Page 8

Quote: EllieJP @ June 8 2008, 10:02 PM BST

Don't be disgusted... it's just a bit different. You can touch it if you want...

You're quite safe - she normally sells tickets ;)

Quote: Aaron @ June 8 2008, 10:02 PM BST

Yes. The lady comes first.

Ha, ace!

That's how it should be. Though sometimes it's not, but they should take it as a compliment.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 8 2008, 10:02 PM BST

Don't be disgusted... it's just a bit different. You can touch it if you want...

No, thanks. It's yellow for god's sake!

Quote: Seefacts @ June 8 2008, 10:13 PM BST

Ha, ace!

That's how it should be. Though sometimes it's not, but they should take it as a compliment.

No, thanks. It's yellow for god's sake!

I'd say it's more gold.

Small boys always seem to be the most popular, with girls, until they get to about 15, and the tall ones suddenly start getting all the attention.

Quote: Seefacts @ June 8 2008, 9:26 PM BST

You can get some good looking people of diminished height. Bridget The Midget, the dirty porn star, for one.

Then I'd tower above her AND she'd be quite dirty in the sack. Magic!

My missus met Bridget when she was working in a boutique in Lubbock, Texas. She heard this tiny voice and looked over the counter to see this foxy little chick with a wheelie suitcase way down there. True story.

So at 6'3" am I the tallest person on this board? It's interesting to note that comedy is one area (Hollywood wise) where a decent height seems to flourish. Will Ferrell, Jeff Goldblum, John Cleese, Jim Carrey - all gigantic streaks of piss.

Quote: David Bussell @ June 8 2008, 11:45 PM BST

So at 6'3" am I the tallest person on this board? It's interesting to note that comedy is one area (Hollywood wise) where a decent height seems to flourish. Will Ferrell, Jeff Goldblum, John Cleese, Jim Carrey - all gigantic streaks of piss.

Nope I'm 6'3 ish

Then I guess I'm the shortest member on the board at 5 ft 3? lol And the sad thing is that in my household I'm actually the tallest. But I am 18 and maybe (just maybe) I'll grow a little bit more but I highly doubt it.

And only a foot between you. Not really that much is it.

Quote: zooo @ June 8 2008, 9:39 PM BST

or living in a bin!

You're waaay too picky zooo.

Do you, or have you ever, lived in a bin?

Ian and zooo:

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aah the long awaited picture of Zooo - just how I imagined her :D

Quote: NickTheDon @ June 9 2008, 12:54 AM BST

Ian and zooo:

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Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Grover was always my favourite.

Awww look at your avatar!! :)

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