I didn't spend long on this so it's a bit ropey in areas, quite like some of it though.
'Cameron' to the tune of 'Lola' by The Kinks
I met him in a restaurant on Queen’s Road
He was sipping champagne and he said "Hello my name is Cameron"
"D-A-V-E Cameron"
I sat next to him and we started to talk
He spoke of number 10 and said Gordon should walk
It’s time for Cameron
D-A-V-E Cameron
Day-Day-Day-Dave Cameron
Well I’m not the world’s most gullible guy
But when I looked in his eyes, well I almost believed in Cameron
D-A-V-E Cameron
He spoke of his love for the town of Crewe
Now they’ve outed the Reds and voted Blue
They voted Cameron
D-A-V-E Cameron
Day-Day-Day-Dave Cameron
Well we drank champagne and talked all night
We ran up a bill that was as long as his tie
I got my wallet and felt for my pennies
He said "don’t worry chum, it’s all on my expenses"
Well I’m not the world’s most conservative man
But I fell for his charm, and with my right hand I’ll be ticking ‘Cameron’
D-A-V-E Cameron
He per-suaded me to hug a hoodie
So I tried and he took my phone and money
That’s thanks to Cameron
D-A-V-E Cameron
T-O-R-Y Cameron
Cameron
Day-Day-Day-Dave Cameron
Day-Day-Day-Dave Cameron