British Comedy Guide

Crappest song lyric. Page 9

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 9 2008, 8:47 PM BST

Boys at my school used to go around asking girls "Do you have any (insert nationality here) in you?...Would you like some?" until one of our teachers had a big go, and it didn't seem so funny anymore.

One of your teachers used that line on a student?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 9 2008, 8:47 PM BST

Boys at my school used to go around asking girls "Do you have any (insert nationality here) in you?...Would you like some?" until one of our teachers had a big go, and it didn't seem so funny anymore.

Damn, they stole my best moves!

Quote: PhQnix @ June 9 2008, 8:47 PM BST

One of your teachers used that line on a student?

The other way around, actually.

Quote: NickTheDon @ June 9 2008, 8:48 PM BST

Damn, they stole my best moves!

Laughing out loud

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 9 2008, 8:47 PM BST

Watch it! I'll put some kind of spell on you.

Maybe you already have.

Is that more to Gavin's liking as a sleazy, cliched chat up line? :P

Haha very much so I should think!

Quote: Aaron @ June 9 2008, 8:47 PM BST

Georgia. Her family moved to Belfast in 1993 after the Georgian civil war, as her father is a cardio specialist.

And then she went to Nonsuch Girls school - near Tony Hancock and me - before I think going to the Brit School.

I've always had a thing about Duran Duran saying "you're about as easy as a nuclear war". But my biggest irritation is for stuff like "I get a little but terrified" in Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart. Bonnie once got a little bit pregnant, probably.

But my overall vote goes to Guns n Roses for the opening to Sweet Child o' Mine: "blah blah blah it seems to me reminds me of childhood memories" has got to be a tautology hasn't it? Unless he was actually being reminded about the memories of childhood, specifically. Otherwise, he probably meant he was being reminded of childhood. Which doesn't rhyme (even partially) with "me".

'Ski bi di bi di do bap do Do bam do Bada bwi ba ba bada bo Baba ba da bo Bwi ba ba ba do....i'm the scatman!'

Though there was probably some hidden meaning to those lyrics that i just didn't 'get'.

Has anyone ever done a Greatest/Favourite song lyric thread?

Yes.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/1728

Interesting that most of the worst lyrics are those that rhyme . . . its almost like these artists are so lacking in imagination that they think that if words rhymes then it doesn't matter about the content! Shocking . . . :S

I prefer something which sounds good over content any day!

Does "My lovely horse" count, from Father Ted?

^^ I wanna shower you with sugar lumps!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk3R5gAYQIo&feature=related

If I could make out the lyrics to that song, I'd tell if you if it was bad or not.

And take you to the horse dentist...

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