Yesterday I died, I died really slow,
I died whilst watching the Jeremy Kyle Show.
It was the worst thing, I've ever seen,
Their mouths, faces and lives are so unclean.
As for the host, he's the worst of them all,
Wild dogs with rabies are welcome to maul.
The guests on there are as thick as shit,
Kyle is the king, he rules this pit.
He believes he's helping, he thinks he's doing good,
But he's about as useful as a paedophile with wood,
A paedophile that works in a school,
Who uses his penis as a tool.
He gets the boys to clean, clean it well.
And makes them promise to never tell.
He makes them do it in their pants,
Even though it's double sci-ence.
He shouts at his guests, he tell them what to do,
What rights does this "man" have, his opinions are poo.
I can't believe I watched it, I don't know what to say,
The only choice I have is to kill myself today.
