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A love (making) song...


I wake up in the morning,
As she lays next to me.
I kiss her on the cheek,
She smiles so softly.
I run my fingers through her hair,
The smell of roses fills the air.
I look into her eyes and I see,
The love in her heart she gives to me.

I tickle her belly, she loves it so,
She licks my fingers, nice and slow.
I get a warm feeling in my dick,
Her hind legs begin to kick.
She gets upon all her paws,
I slowly pull down my now tight draws.
I'm really hard, I'm ready to go,
She leans forward, puts her pussy on show.

I enter slowly, enough to tease,
She howls for more, she howls please.
I hold onto her collar, for extra grip,
She so wet, I'm starting to slip.
I start to thrust, really fast,
She's barking more, she's having a blast.

It's all over, we're both covered in cum,
She laps it up, like it's Pedigree chum.

Pedigree chum, Pedigree chum, Pedigree chum.

That is sheer beauty Leevil.

I know where you're cumming from.

Cheers. I think it would work better as a rap, rather then a ballad though.

I hope this is a metaphor for something or you'll get some right funny looks.

On the other hand, bloody funny. Was not expecting that at all.

Good stuff :)

Ta Chris.

I nearly vomited at the last couple of lines.

Laughing out loud
I actually thought you were going to write a real love poem for a real girl.I should have known better. Luckily the first verse is the most boring. The rest is just superb.

Hahah, oh dear.
You're a monkey genius.

Cheers guys :D

The best songs are always written from the heart - this is one of those! Laughing out loud

Haha I should've expected it to develop into something...different...but it was very funny especially because I didn't.

Thank you Scats, I really enjoy writing songs.

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