INT. THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE.
THE ROOM IS STREWN WITH CORPSES.
GEORDIE VOICE-OVER
It is day three in the Big Brother house and all the housemates are still dead.
THE SHOT REMAINS STATIC FOR AS LONG AS IS BEARABLE.
A FLY LANDS ON ONE OF THE HOUSEMATES.
THE SHOT IS STATIC FOR ABOUT ANOTHER THIRTY SECONDS.
GEORDIE VOICE-OVER
And don't forget there is live uninterrupted coverage on E4.
ENDS.