In the Big Brother House

INT. THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE.

THE ROOM IS STREWN WITH CORPSES.

GEORDIE VOICE-OVER

It is day three in the Big Brother house and all the housemates are still dead.

THE SHOT REMAINS STATIC FOR AS LONG AS IS BEARABLE.

A FLY LANDS ON ONE OF THE HOUSEMATES.

THE SHOT IS STATIC FOR ABOUT ANOTHER THIRTY SECONDS.

GEORDIE VOICE-OVER

And don't forget there is live uninterrupted coverage on E4.

ENDS.

Nice

Nice. I'd like to see the fly crawling across an eyeball though.

You want the moon on a stick, you do.

You want the moon on a stick, you do.

lol, one of the best phrazes ever!

Neat sketch too.

Before my time.
But worth a bump.

Dont think I was a member at this stage either or else I was. Great sketch though. Really liked it