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You'll probably be in the final three. Or worse, win.

Been checking the odds for tonight. This is the order they are predicting...

5th place - Darnell
4th place - Sara
3rd place - Rex
2nd place - Rachel
1st place - Mikey

I trawled 79 pages of this in the hope it was about Orwell's 1984. Teary

Viewing figures are at an all time low.

This is the last series apparently.

Quote: frostyboy @ September 5 2008, 4:26 PM BST

(Annoying Geordie accent)

Day 27:

Frostyboy angers the other housemates by spending 75% of the shopping budget on rice pudding, and the other 25% on pornography.

Laughing out loud

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 5 2008, 4:24 PM BST

Been checking the odds for tonight. This is the order they are predicting...

5th place - Darnell
4th place - Sara
3rd place - Rex
2nd place - Rachel
1st place - Mikey

I flipping hope not.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ September 5 2008, 4:32 PM BST

Viewing figures are at an all time low.

This is the last series apparently.

Where'd you hear that?

Surely they'll do a show with all the past winners, and a few other past contestants, all in the house, before it ends for good. By the way, if they did that, who do you think would win? I think it would be between Brian Dowling, and Pete.

They say that every single year. But there's always another one.

They should maybe do a series every other year.

I want ginger Max off of Eastenders to win. (That's Rex to those not in the know...)

Quote: catskillz @ September 5 2008, 5:05 PM BST

Surely they'll do a show with all the past winners, and a few other past contestants, all in the house, before it ends for good. By the way, if they did that, who do you think would win? I think it would be between Brian Dowling, and Pete.

I agree! Brian Dowling and Pete are the nicest winners they've had.

They sort of already did that idea, but it was people from several different BB type shows living in one house together. It was quite, quite bizarre.

On Channel 5, and they built the whole in the studio.

One of the worst pieces of crap to ever hit the screens.

Yeah, that was it!

I can only remember that Jade Goody was on it.

The funniest bit was when Rick Waller was sat, watching Jade Goody and her boyfriend, canoodling on the couch.

Quote: catskillz @ September 5 2008, 5:21 PM BST

The funniest bit was when Rick Waller was sat, watching Jade Goody and her boyfriend, canoodling on the couch.

Rik Waller set back the cause of fat blokes a 100 years.

Chubby, whiny twunt.

He didn't even wash, or get undressed, to sleep, the whole time he was on that show. Maybe he didn't want the camera crew to see that his cock had vanished, engulfed in all that flab.

And he was sucha girl on Celebrity Fat Farm.

We need a noble fat bloke to step upto the plate, we need a Martin Luther King of the chunky.

Plus, when he first got famous, he told the papers that a former girlfriend used to beat him!

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