If you were Prime Minister. What would you change?
Drop the tax on fuel increase the tax on celebrities and footballers, make more contribute more.
If I were Prime Minister...
Introduce border controls. Scrap ID cards. Give France the 2012 Olympics. Build more prisons, and make them not-nice-places.
I'll probably think of more later.
People who talk on mobile phones in first class. Grrrrr.
I would announce an new initiative to tackle the growing problem of obesity. In future people would be taxed pound for pound.
Withdraw from the EU, abolish shorter sentences for people who behave well in prison, make life sentences mean life, 5 years in prison for carrying a knife, double the sentences for people caught with drugs on them, abolish political correction, scrap police targets, scrap child benefit, cut VAT, have one rate of income tax, make it illegal for one person to own more than one property.
And while we're at it, cut down on the vast army of jobsworths who get a hard on if they can fine you for a minor misdemeanor like dropping a sweet wrapper in the street, and whose pensions we're funding.
Invade Poland.
Quote: Timbo @ June 5 2008, 10:53 AM BSTInvade Poland.
Too late, they've invaded us.
Agree with all but two of Bad dog's suggestions! Bravo!
I would wage war on the world!!
Make it punishable by death not to have a giant statue of me in your house.
Then make it punishable by death to have a giant statue in your house.
And send out 2 sets of death squads to enforce each law.
Invade America with elite squads of sarcastic/ ironic arse holes to bring them to their knees.
Quote: Aaron @ June 5 2008, 12:11 PM BSTAgree with all but two of Bad dog's suggestions! Bravo!
Thanks. Ah, I've got a million of 'em. Who hasn't!? 
Quote: Griff @ June 5 2008, 12:28 PM BSTThe actual Prime Minister, for a start.
Quote: Aaron @ June 5 2008, 10:42 AM BSTPeople who talk on mobile phones in first class. Grrrrr.
Death penalty for computer/comedy geeks who can afford to travel first class
It's because secretly, I am an aristocrat.
(I wish.)