OBITUARY
Fredrick Baur inventor of the Pringles can died last week.
1 His wish that his remains be buried in a Pringles can has been granted. However the can has been stolen. Keith Richards has been named the number one suspect, after getting the munchies from sniffing his dad.
2 He lost a fight, and was beaten to death. His attacker gave him a pop and jsut couldn't stop.
3 How ever his wish to have his body pulped, dried, sliced thinly, and then fried wasn't.
4 His funeral was delayed, when the funeral director (a confirmed batchelor). Had to have a the cylindrical coffin removed from his rectum, after apparently sitting on it, whilst working with no pants.
