Quote: sootyj @ August 4 2008, 11:04 PM BSTWhats lower than low?
Nicks scary picture link.
White or brown loaf?
Pass the pass question Page 8
Multi grain,
If ?
If Jonathon King had a time machine would he molest himself?
Yes. He's a sick bastard.
How much does it cost to clean your moat?
Not as much as your reputation.
Card games. What's the deal with that, eh?
It's all stacked!
What ever happened to the pop man?
It ran off with the weasel.
The sky, eh? What's up with that?
The sun and moon.
Crust or Topper?
Topper - no question
Why do we have little toes?
Because we can't let the French get their hands on them.
Who's tougher Care Bears or My Little pony?
Care Bears
Why can't you get bear when working in care?
Becuase it's illegal to pay people with bears.
Is this it?
No, that's it over there.
Did you hear that?
My Boy Band Shepherd herds Take That.
I would do anything for love but I won't do what?
Pay more then £150 an hour.
How do snow plow drivers get to work?