Because then you won't regret money being potentially diverted from the BBC so much.
Where did I leave my glasses...?
Pass the pass question Page 6
Not on your nose.
Why is celery evil?
Because it is the Devil's vegetable.
What should I wear to bed?
Nothing.
Where's Gavin gone? AND WHERE'S HIS CAMERA??!?!?!
The Sootyj comedy cellar of fear. I ate the camera
Mu ha ha!
What animal has the nicest bum?
Defintely the baboon... Lots of colours.
Who's your favourite BSG member?
Gavin - he like comics 'n' shit
Who's on first?
The brother of What, the Cambodian on second.
Whose the funniest BSG writer?
Perry 
Who's the saddest BSG member?
Well I use the smiley most!
How many roads must a man walk down?
2
Are you being served?
No. *snaps fingers* Bloody poor people. They should know their place and be here to serve me!
Why am I doing this? :/
Because you want to, because you want to.
Marmite or death?
Marmite
Now or then?
The time is now!
Would a siamese dog fight with it's self?